Jack Shit

Due to the fact i love this text message, i decided to blog this joke. courtesy of a friend.

For some tyme many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit. We find ourselves at a lost when someone says "you don't know Jack Shit?" Jack shit is the only son of awe Shit who married Oh Shit, the owners of KNEE DEEP N SHIT INC. In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit had 6 kids: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb shit , a high schoo dropout. After 15 years, Jack Shit and Noe Shit got divorced and she married married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers an had a double wedding. The Newspapers invited everyone the the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.

So from now ow, no one can tel you that you don't know Jack Shit.