WATCH OUT

the devil is always busy man. look to the left of you, then look to the right of you. they both ur friends. but what u don't know is that one of them hate on you all the tyme. hate ur shine cuz they wish it were theirs. haters, they grow by the second. then end

CONFIDE BLOG

man!!!! don't trust nobody. i say to myself all the tyme but its just seems to get away from me. its like when i say something to one person, i need to expect to hear it again from someone else. people just love to tattle tale. i mean if u promise me that u wont say shit and i tell u, then u promise someone else not to tell and tell them the same shit, that don't make it OK to tell that person. some shit just gotta stay to myself. its sad cuz its hard to confide in someone. why y'all see me all cold hearted and acting all brand new? becuz i cant say shit cuz its gonna be told to the wrong set of people, let alone the whole circle of friends.

BLANK BLOG

for the first tyme in a long tyme, i don't have shit to say. i don't. but all i can say is TACO TUESDAY. ghost...

OH SHIT BLOG

HER EYES OPEN WIDE AS I THRUST MY LOVE IN TO HER. SHE CAN FEEL THE PASSION INSIDE HER ABOUT TO BURST ANY SECOND. SHE STARES DEEP IN TO MY EYES AS I STARE IN TO HERS. SHE CAN SEE THE LOVE IN MY SOUL AS I MAKE HER CLIMAX. SHE KNOWS THAT THIS IS NOT A REGULAR BED MEETING. THIS FELT LIKE A COMMITMENT THAT BOTH BODIES WERE MAKIN'. THIS FEELIN' WAS NOT GOING TO BE DENIED. SHE REACHED FOR MY HANDS TO LOCK HER FINGERS WIT MINES. SHE WHISPERS SWEET SOMETHINGS IN MY HER. IT EMPOWERS ME TO MAKE HER EITHER CRY WIT ENJOYMENT OR YELL OUT MY GOVERNMENT. SHE DECIDES TO TAKE SOME ACTION [&] FORCES ME TO MY BACK. SHE BEGINS TO GRIND AS I PLACE MY PALMS ON HER WAIST. I STARE AT HER CIRCLES ON HER CHEST AS THE CENTER OF THEM REMAIN HARDEN LIKE ICE. I LEAN TOWARDS HER [&] BEGIN TO PUT HER CIRCLES IN MY MOUTH. SHE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND MY HEAD [&] HOLD ME TOO TIGHT. SHE SQUEEZING ME TIGHT LIKE OUR BODIES WILL MERGE. IT FELT SO DAMN GOOD THAT I WAS MAD THAT OUR BODIES DIDN'T MERGE. IN FACT OUR SOULS JOINED BUT OUR BODIES DENIED THE MERGE. I LOOK AT HER SEXY LIPS AS SHE MAKE THEM SEEM AS THEY BEING BIT BY HER OWN TEETH. I GO IN FOR A KISS [&] SHE STICKS HER TONGUE OUT. SHE PLACE HER SAVORY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH [&] IT FELT SPECTACULAR. SHE TASTE LIKE SOMETHING SO INDESCRIBABLE THAT I WISH I CAN KISS HER EVERYDAY FOR LIFE. SHE PUSHES ME BACK DOWN ON TO THE BED. SHE BEGIN THE DO THE POGO THING. WHILE EXHALING WIT EVER BOUNCE I WAS SPRUNG WIT EVER JUMP. SHE SLOWED DOWN [&] CAME TO A COMPLETE STOP. SHE LAID ON MY CHEST SAYING "DAMN DADDY" I LAY HER ON HER STOMACH WHILE I ENTERED FROM BEHIND. I WHISPERED IN HER EAR "DADDY BOUT TO MAKE YOU SCREAM"

FUNNY JOKE BLOG

((((RING))))

**Pick Up**

"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"


"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to
Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy"


"And what happened honey?" he asked

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the! rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"


***Long Pause***




***Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says . . .




Swimming pool??


...Is this 555-7039??????"

No

Click.........

POEM BLOG

I'M LOOKIN [&] LOOKIN CAN'T SEEM TO FIND
DA IDEAL WOMAN THAT DEFIES THE LINE

BETWEEN MS. RIGHT [&] RIGHT NOW I'M SO CONFUSED
CUZ I PROMISE MY HEART THAT IT WONT BE USED

CHOOSE TO BE SINGLE SO DA HEART WON'T HURT
BEING ALONE KNOWS THE HEART WON'T WORK

SO I LOOK FOR THE ONE THAT DOTS MY I'S
CROSS MY T'S, TAKING CARE OF MY EVERY NEED

AND WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SEE HAPPINESS
SMILES AND LAUGHTER WITH ALL TYPE OF LOVELINESS

EVERY TIME U LAUGH IS WHEN I CALL YOU GIGGLEZ
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE, NOT HOW YA BOOTY JIGGLEZ

NOT THE SIZE OF TITS ARE OR EVEN UR THIGHS
ITS YA SMILE, UR LIPS, LAUGHS [&] EYES

ALWAYS SOMETHING MORE THAT MAKES ME WANT YOU
UR LIKE A NEW CAR...I WANT TO FLAUNT YOU

I GUESS ITS JUS ME CUZ UR THE BOMB
THE 1ST LADY I LIKE THAT WILL MEET MY MOM

IMA TELL YA NOW LIKE I DID IN THE BEGINNING
UR MORE THAT THE PERIOD TO MY SENTENCE,UR MY HAPPY ENDING.

ARRGH!!!! BLOG

some people habits kill the hell outta me. the thing people do that pisses me off the most is when certain items aren't where they suppose to be. like example, you toothbrush not being in its stand. that shit just kills me. if you use things, put that shit back when done. i mean come on. that's how shit get lost. i can count how many times shit gets misplaced simply because the borrower didn't put the shit back where it was at first. why it pisses me off so damn much is that i waste time looking for something that shouldn't be lost. that's time a nigga like me cant get back. why should i waste it on looking for shit. the reason why i continue to look is because i need it at that given time. its just really pisses me the fuck off. just put shit back were it was at first and the world will spin smoothly

SEX BLOG

she called me with the "i miss u" speech. i wasn't even feeling it but how she describe she missed me got me wanna have here back over my house. nevertheless, i had her over. she came over round 2am...she was smelling good and shit and i jus couldn't resist the scent she was wearing. so she sat on my bed and started to undress herself and i just sat down next to her pretending now to watch. she whispered "Dwayne" and i felt this chill up my spine. she started to touch me and i just couldn't resist. so i gave in to her temptation. we started to kiss and it got heavy. i even stuck out my tongue and she sucked it gingerly. she was so soft and smooth. she starts to unbutton my shirt as i laid down. she sat on top of me and look dead into my eyes. i saw how much she missed me. and it made my dick get hard as ever. i pulled down my pants and she looked at my fuck stick like she knew it got stronger. she slowly inserted it into her mouth and it felt so good. she starts to moan on it and it make me insane with pleasure. she knows how to check my mic. after 8mins of cleaning the mic, she inserts the magic stick in to her lovely pus puss. felt like a hot knife threw butter. she slow grinds on me and it feels good. this feeling is something i truly missed from her. 10min later i had her bended over and i inserted from behind. i love doggy style. after 300 punished strokes, she did too. she love the power i gave within every stroke. i even laid her on the bed, stomach against the bed while i was still inside her fun zone and i use the edge of the bed for grip as i gave her a new set of strokes. she love my magic stick. she scram my name so loud that my car alarm went off. i knew i handled my business. i finished off with the skeeting inside of her. she wanted that, and i felt asleep with her while i was still inside. woke up around 6am and i was still erect. she woke me with a kiss saying "i love you Dwayne" she gets up and get dress and as she doing that, all i can think is that, this is my best friend's girlfriend and he will be mad as shit if he knew i have sex with his girl. but she doesn't care. she is wit him but she loves me. he my boy but i love his girl way too much to not sex her. i kno im wrong but i just cant let her go....



















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