Thursday, March 29, 2012

i love it



A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat." After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class." About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated "The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, "Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Can you raise one eyebrow?

wtf are these questions

Ask me anything

Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the ability to breathe underwater?

fly

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Ketchup or mustard?

relish

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What's the furthest you've ever traveled?

aruba

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Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

human

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What was the best concert you went to?

never been

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If you were in a band, what would you name it?

the foundation

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Are you quick to change your mind?

im usually set in stone

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What would your dream job look like?

accounting business and football

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Do you believe in God?

all day every day

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Where do you most frequently hang out with friends?

hotel rooms....like we in vegas lol

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If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

jus listen to rap cuz one song would suck

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What's your favorite place to visit?

right now is my bed....im so tired

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Do you prefer 2%, 1% or skim milk?

2% homeboy

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Would you rather date a lot of different people, or be in a committed relationship?

committed

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Do you have a good singing voice?

in the shower

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Who are you thinking about today?

my urge to use my perscription

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